To Voodoo or Not to Voodoo?

Plagued by negative energies I feel I need to rid myself of this anger and stress.  This pregnancy has turned me into a serious crab ass.  Even I’m sick of myself, so I can only imagine how other people feel? (Sorry friends).

 

Photo courtesy of http://tori-and-dean.oxygen.com/

Last night I’m watching Tori & Dean Home Sweet Hollywood on Oxygen.  Tori is getting a Voodoo cleanse from Mama Lola.  It comes to me!  OMG, this is EXACTLY what I need.  I need a Voodoo cleanse!  I can’t believe I didn’t think of this before.  This will rid me of my bad spirits and will cleanse my soul so I can come out a more complete and loving person and mommy-to-be.

Photo courtesy of http://www.erzulies.com/site/articles/view/48

I’m convinced this is all I need to do….a Voodoo cleanse.  I do a search on Google.  “Looking for Voodoo cleanse.”

I find The Voodoo Magick Shop!  OMG, this is it.

I run it by my friend, Christine, who advises me against this.  Her quote, “Good lord, don’t do that. It’s hokey.”

I love Christine to death, and I agree with her.  It is a bit strange, could be a total rip off and probably just adds to my “crazy” nature.  But, for the sake of my sanity, this blog and experimentation I’m going to check it out!  Check back to read To Voodoo or Not to Voodoo Part II to see what happens with my Voodoo experience.

I will let you all know whether I am a new woman – or whether I just plain got scammed!