Jlee’s Review – Drew Peterson: Untouchable

The Official Drew Peterson

Who hasn’t heard of Drew Peterson, the handsome and charming Bolingbrook Police Officer famous for being infamous?  Drew Peterson became a household name and media sensation following the disappearance of his fourth wife Stacy Peterson.  He is suspected of killing his third wife, Kathleen Savio, as well as Stacy Peterson.

Bolingbrook, a suburb of Chicago, is close to home for me, and I’ve followed this story since Stacy’s mysterious disappearance on October 28, 2007.  I’ve had friends who’ve spotted Drew Peterson at local bars and an acquaintance who said that Peterson once was in his home during a drug bust.  The word I heard both times was that Peterson was “creepy.”

Funny that’s what I actually thought of the movie, Drew Peterson: Untouchable.  The movie – and Rob Lowe – were downright creepy.  Rob Lowe was a very believable Drew Peterson, it does help though that Rob Lowe is wayyy hotter than Drew Peterson and I have a penchant for older men with gray hair.  Seriously.

Lose the stache and you could be sexy

According to MyFoxChicago.com, the Lifetime movie network says “the movie is based on a true story and follows the fascinating tale of former Bolingbrook police sergeant Drew Peterson’s fall from grace after the mysterious disappearance of his fourth wife Stay Peterson.”

Drew Peterson’s attorney Joel Brodsky calls the movie “hysterical” “filled with inaccuracies” and “bogus.”  I call it hilarity. 

And it’s only hilarious to me that A. Fox also reports that Drew Peterson DID watch the movie from Will County Adult Detention Center where he is currently being held while he awaits trial for the murder of Savio.  Can you imagine watching yourself in a Lifetime Movie – watching Rob Lowe talk about your supposed big dick and refer to you as “Big Daddy?”  Yeah, wtf is right.  And B. It’s just sort of funny watching this jerk believe that he is hot shit, the song “Sexy and I Know It” running through my head.  Sorry, but any man with a creepy stache is soooo not sexy.  Duh!

Rob Lowe did manage to capture Drew Peterson in a chilling and intriguing way which made me wonder if I got pulled over by Sergeant Big Dick would I be flirting with that stache in hopes of getting out of a ticket?  Possibly, but I have enough sense not to get charmed by these narcissistic whackos….well….I do sort of get a hard on for Rod Blagojevich.  Seriously.

Sexy and I know it....

I found the movie to be quite entertaining despite Rob Lowe’s weak Chi-town accident.  We don’t sound like that!  Especially while saying the coveted phrase: “I’m untouchable, Bitch.”

Sadly, Peterson’s fourth wife, Stacy, is still missing and though I don’t know much about her I found Kaley Cuoco’s portrayal of her only drew me in more, wondering about this innocent young girl who was charmed by a sociopath and thinking things like, what got her there?

Stacy Peterson - Don't forget the victims...

You know Lifetime will probably play this movie a thousand times over so I would highly suggest recording this masterpiece to watch on a Sunday afternoon while you’re laying on the couch nursing a hangover.  Be careful though, you might vomit from all the references to “Big Daddy’s” member, I know it almost made me lose my dinner a couple times and I watched it sober.

This brings about a great idea to me – how about a drinking game based on the number of times Drew refers to his manliness or sexual prowess in two hours minus commercials?  Every time he refers to “Big Daddy” salute ladies, salute.

When finally arrested Drew even tells his former co-workers he knows they just want to get a look at his goods.  WOW!  While going down he still manages to think his charm, his stache and his dick will get him out of this mess.  Just like a true narcissist.

 

"I'm Innocent..." says Big Daddy. I say BULLSHIT!

 

4 thoughts on “Jlee’s Review – Drew Peterson: Untouchable

  1. And why do men believe that women want a huge dick anyway? If it’s too big it won’t go all the way in without pain. It’s the way the worm wiggles that catches the fish, not the length of it.

  2. I haven’t seen this yet, but have meaning to. For some reason, I thought Drew Peterson was a little more handsome, or should I say, less ugly than this. Maybe I’m confused with someone else. But one thing’s for sure…Rob Lowe is pushing it as playing this dude. I will record…

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