I Have a One-Way Ticket to “Crazy Town”

Chocolate River/Vodka River?
Photo Courtesy of jennybarnes.com

I’m envisioning a place similar to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory… but minus the Oompa Loompa’s because they are just plain freaky….and minus the chocolate river.  In “Crazy Town” instead of having a river of brown milk chocolate flowing through, it’s actually a river of Greygoose Vodka.