I thought of an invention. And the fact that I’m posting it right now is stupid. Really stupid. Because this is a good invention. And someone is going to steal it.
So I’m in the public bathroom at work. I don’t smoke so I don’t generally get up from my desk all that much to walk around – which I should. So when I get up to go to the bathroom that’s like my leisure time. I go real slow. I hang out.
Anyways, so I’m sitting in the bathroom checking my cell phone and taking deep breaths…sometimes I check my Twitter, sometimes I do my make-up..do some stretches…you know. Yes, all while sitting on the pot.
So I’m sitting on the toilet texting away and when I go to set my phone down on the toilet-paper-roll-holder my phone slides off, bumps my leg and almost hits the floor. I panicked while trying to grab it.
I’m aggravated and thinking to myself that I really need a table in the bathroom. How am I supposed to multi-task when there is nowhere to set my phone or my make-up bag or my book should I choose to read? I mean, come on, this not the stone ages. Pretty soon there will be Ipads inside stall walls so people can email while they take a shit. #nowthat’smultitasking
Here’s my million dollar idea…what about a pull down tray in the bathroom stall? Like the kind that is in an airplane. Wouldn’t that be genius?
I go into the stall. I sit on the toilet. I put down my tray. Voila! I now have a table in the bathroom stall!
Take a look:
What do you think???? #brilliant